THEQUILTCARRD
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eng / esp(ok)
enfj / ambivert
gemini...
a friend possibly
cartoonist, filmbro
FAQ
| QUESTION | ANSWER |
|---|---|
| DO YOU WEAR WIGS | no, i do not |
| HAVE YOU WORN WIGS | no, i have not |
| WILL YOU WEAR WIGS | maybe |
| WHEN WILL YOU WEAR WIGS | ... |
CRUD I LIKE
→ art/writing
film
architecture (midcentury modern pref)
birds (primarily penguins)
nature
seafood...
+ My Buddies, Pals, and Friends
NOTSOSLICK
DEAD!
my art sites are really inactive, so
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i like mallsoft, gen x soft club, (post)modernism/minimalism, swiss style, frutiger a**o (since day one, trust), dorfic, frasurbane, silicon dreams cgi, googie + organic architecture
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current misc interests
i have way too many interests so these are my favorites since 2024alanwake, control(2019), quantumbreak, maxpayne, clubpenguin, deltarune/undertale, mgs(sorta), 'bloxi don't really watch much shows but pretend i put them here, you can probably guessfav watches in 2024–25:therewillbeblood(2007), luv(1967), larsandtherealgirl(2007), wingsofdesire(1987), columbus(2017), bigtroubleinlittlechina(1986), dogdayafternoon(1975), tasteofcherry(1997), abittersweetlife(2005), trap(2024), creep2(2017), dancerinthedark(2000), silkwood(1983), collateral(2004) aftersun(2022), dilchatahai(2001), quietcity(2007), aperfectday(2015), mirchmasala(1987)
(2023 hm): c'monc'mon(2021), demolition(2015), stay(2005), mikeyandnicky(1976), nocturnalanimals(2016))... manymuchmore...paulinstitute(jaipaul, fabipalladino, akpaul, etc.), aupinard, björk, [one artist was here but he's washed now], mk.gee(hisoldstuff), candyclaws, chetbaker, snowstrippers, hyakkei, jamiroquai, kerokerobonito, bloodorange, (gettinginto)pinkpantheress... manymuchmorewillemdafoe, jakegyllenhaal, giancarloesposito, joaquinpheonix, peterfalk, kurtrussel, patrickswayzee, illka villi... muehehehe
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GIZMO
READING
beyond this point, if you wish to proceed with the game please stop the music on the home page (if it is playing) and feel free to play this one as you go... choicesthis is just a short, unserious card reading
you approach a... man who is... to put it nicely old enough to be your... older relative to say... (let's not hurt his feelings...)he seems to be wearing a robe and what seems to be a fez, with a deck of cards... of course he is not blind so he notices you as well
*hello my friend, would you like to play a game of cards?
the man was appreciative that someone was willing to hear his card reading
*i reward you for staying my friend! now, choose any card
the man was grateful that someone was willing to hear his card reading
*my friend, pick any of these three cards please
⟡ you chose the pink card with lavender framing, looks like a bear ravishing through a garden of delicious crops
*oh, i see. excellent choice! i fear the bear may be just as i. the card you selected means you are a strong-willed, ambitious fellow, despite being surrounded by people who may overpower you, you focus on your needs first... or maybe you're just a little hungry. you always seize the opportunity! careful though, if needed, ask for help or a second opinion
⟡ you chose the orange card, there are no additional colors, besides a broken dish and a chopped tree, the stump remaining
*interesting... very interesting. you're reluctant to change, you might also worry that you might miss out on something. we live an unpredictable life, but if it's one thing we know, friend, is that not everything is static. change is everlasting. you can get a new dish, plant a new tree, meet someone who may help you— change is important to growing character, no? it is hard, alone, you cannot do, there's always a person to help... like me! barlas!
⟡ you chose the navy card with gold accents, and a warrior/knight on horseback, sword drawn, ready for battle
*oh my, the warrior card?! consider relaxing a little... you need a well-spent break to yourself! just like that one time i almost got mugged of my crates of tea back in the day when i was a cargoman myself... oh... what was i saying? right, you may be a little triggerhappy... impulsive... you never know what a battle may bring, most likely loss. not to fret, your pride is unimaginable, and your confidence soars! napoleon, regarded as a great general, is known for waterloo afterall
⟡ you chose the green card with red accents. it appears to show a car... a car just slightly avoiding a tree
*luck, my friend luck. i almost lost 36,000 monies just years ago... i didn't. i didn't by the way. hm? right, you reached a sort of enlightenment, when you least expected it. you broke a cycle, and rewritten what could've been your untimely doom. but be careful... not everyone is graced as you. what could this mean? wealth? opportunities? new beginnings? whatever suits your fancy...
*all's well! i understand, not everyone is a card person and that's alright. just don't drink that tea.
you are now a frog. enjoy the rest of your life
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